did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
sirius i never understood why you act so guilty like why couldn’t you say “nah im just here to kill the rat” instead of “only one will die tonight”
I think people just haven’t completely grasped the concept that Sirius Black is the biggest drama queen of all time
remember when john said he hated con air and it was just too much character development for everyone to handle
I’M TURNING EIGHTEEN IN TWO DAYS.
Fortunate Son (A cappella cover for Bioshock Infinite)
"I read the book before I watched the movie"
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same
I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life
For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw