dreamsoffools:

Doodle I never quite managed to finish :(

dreamsoffools:

Doodle I never quite managed to finish :(

odin-god-of-nothing-important:

"Because I don’t have TIME to straighten my hair!"

Dean O’Gorman as response to TheOneRing (via Twitter)
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odin-god-of-nothing-important:

"Because I don’t have TIME to straighten my hair!"

Dean O’Gorman as response to TheOneRing (via Twitter)

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

lilyfanciesprongs:

staringdownhippogriffs:

sirius i never understood why you act so guilty like why couldn’t you say “nah im just here to kill the rat” instead of “only one will die tonight”

I think people just haven’t completely grasped the concept that Sirius Black is the biggest drama queen of all time

firearmsandfisticuffs:

remember when john said he hated con air and it was just too much character development for everyone to handle

I’M TURNING EIGHTEEN IN TWO DAYS.

Jessy Carolina Fortunate Son (A cappella cover for Bioshock Infinite)
Jessy Carolina
Fortunate Son (A cappella cover for Bioshock Infinite)

whorrids:

"I read the book before I watched the movie"

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asparklethatisblue:

that’s differences between Elves and Dwarves for you

guardianhiccup:

draco-wolves:

thetallawkwardginger:

songbard5683:

fiestyhysteria:

The child actors in Harry Potter would do their actual schoolwork in the movie to make the school setting more real

math

Definitely math

"Eight?" 

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT